Its opening night for Varsity Football. We can finally put away the spygate and deflategate. We can push Goodell towards the back burner. We can finally play Monday morning quarterback for the games again.
It all starts tonight in Bawwston. The Beantown faithful awwr wicked stoked to see Taawwwmy run on the field again. As they stated on the radio, “Tawwmy had owwwr back faaw 15 yis, its time faww us to have Tawwmys back.” They’ll get a chance to cheer him tonight as he leads them past the Big Ben and the Steelers who will miss Leveon Bell.
Pittsburgh Steelers @ New England Patriots
Over/ Under 51
New England Patriots 27
Pittsburgh Steelers 23